This evening is completely bonkers. Literally everything that happened is just wild. I can't wrap my head around it.

This complete mess has left me feeling shocked. Give me a minute to process this.

It’s like something out of a TV show. I just still can't believe it.

Can You Believe This?

You won't question this one. It's absolutely insane. Just the other day, I was strolling down here the street when I glimpsed a cat wearing a hat. It looked totally normal. You should say it was the most peculiar thing I've ever witnessed. I swear, sometimes reality is just unusual!

Seriously I Couldn't Believe That!

Like, are you kidding me? This whole situation is just nuts. I mean, come on, it's ridiculous. It's like something out of a movie, but way crazier! I'm just sitting here, jaw dropped. This can't be real, right?

• I'm floored
• Make it stop!
• Someone pinch me

Can You Imagine What Happened

Well, this is true, you won't believe what just took place. I was walking down the street and suddenly this huge bird came out of the sky. It was holding a miniature sword! Seriously. It stared at me for a moment, then took off running. I am so confused by what I just saw.

Unbelievable! totally astonishing

Can you believe this? I can barely comprehend {what just happened|. It's over|belief. I swear this is {thefact. That story appears to be incredibly outrageous, I almost doubt it's . true.

• Maybe it was a hallucination? {I just can'tfigure out this.

You Won't Believe This

This discovery is absolutely outrageous. I can't believe what they've just heard. It's like adream come true. Reality has been bent.

• Am I dreaming?
• I'm feeling like I'm going crazy

{I have so many questions|How is this possible? This opens up a whole new world.